One Angry Cuban: January 2010

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Response to a Very Confused and Naive Christian

So I was on an atheist blog, and some clown who was offended by the content decided to write a response. Here it is:
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i am religious. however, i only have a couple questions to ask. one, what do atheist believe happens after death? cause if you think you'll die and just die then whats the point of liveng. two, how many of you atheist were religious people who gave up on your religion because you couldnt hang in there? cause i have had plenty a things happen to me to help me believe in god. and as for those of you who want to question Christianity. Christianity is a relationship not a religion. its like being married. if you cant hold in long enough to get to the good part, you'll end up missing out on something wonderful.
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Utterly amazing that this was his argument for religion. If this was his argument for religion and the majority of people in the world that are religious think this way...... then I am quite worried. You cannot reason with stupidity. Reason can only occur with intelligent beings. So Here is what I posted back. Pwned! P.S.- I titled the post "I DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC".
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In response to the above guest. Normally I don't respond to people who can not spell or form proper sentences, but you seem very naive.- i only have a couple questions to ask. one, what do atheist believe happens after death? NOTHING, YOU CEASE TO EXIST. cause if you think you'll die and just die then whats the point of liveng. THAT IS THE VERY POINT OF LIVING! IF YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE KNOWING THAT THIS IS IT, YOUR ONE AND ONLY SHOT, YOU WILL LIVE A LIFE OF BEAUTY AND LOVE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE THIS NOTION THAT THIS LIFE IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN YOUR SO CALLED "ETERNAL LIFE" IN HEAVEN. two, how many of you atheist were religious people who gave up on your religion because you couldnt hang in there? UNLESS YOU ARE BORN IN TO AN ATHEIST SOCIETY, YOU CAN NOT CONTROL HOW YOU ARE BROUGHT UP. JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T CHOOSE YOUR SEX OR YOUR SKIN COLOR. THE WONDERFUL THING THOUGH, IS THAT YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND FIND OUT THE TRUTH FOR YOURSELF. cause i have had plenty a things happen to me to help me believe in god. LIKE WHAT? DOES YOUR GOD GRANT YOU YOUR PRAYERS AND WISHES BUT NOT THE POOR PEOPLE OF HAITI? HOW ARE YOU SO SPECIAL? and as for those of you who want to question Christianity. Christianity is a relationship not a religion. TYPICAL CHRISTIAN RESPONSE its like being married. 60% DIVORCE RATE CURRENTLY, MARRIAGE IS AS FAILED AS RELIGION if you cant hold in long enough to get to the good part, you'll end up missing out on something wonderful. SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO GET TO THE GOOD PART? WHY NOT AUTOMATICALLY GET THE GOOD PART. FREE YOUR MIND! IT IS NO SURPRISE THAT THE MOST INTELLIGENT AND SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH WERE ATHEISTS.

OAC

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Everyday Humour (I like spelling it that way)

Ah yes.... Funny things are everywhere. I make it a point to look for things that are funny on a daily basis. Essentially, if you find no humour in anything at least once a day, you are a sad, bitter, and an empty-shell of a human.

Exhibit A- Motorcycle with Sidecar
I did not actually snap this picture, but I did in fact, see a motorcycle and sidecar on the highway. For some reason I find it to be funny. Anytime I see one, I think, "that is funny, but it could be a lot funnier if a giant brown bear was driving it with maybe an English bulldog in the sidecar." Maybe even have the bulldog driving and the bear riding in the sidecar with a spiked helmet, goggles, and a scarf....no pants however. A cow is pretty damn funny though. Cheers to you sidecar motorcycle guy.

Exhibit B- Pirate at the Supermarket
So there is this guy that I see everywhere near where I live. I have seen him at gas stations, supermarkets, and the liquor store. Normally this wouldn't be all that odd, but why he makes the list is that he has a bad ass eye patch with a single diamond on it! To make things even more awesome, is that this guy has an enormous beard and a slight limp. Case in point, this guy is a god damn pirate! Of course, anytime I see a guy with an eye patch, I can't help but stare and think "this is a real god damn pirate within our midst!" Thank you pirate, your missing eye makes my day.

Exhibit C- The Banana Peel
Remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons where the witty and sly mouse would strategically place a banana peel on the ground? Enter the big, lanky, stupid cat who would step on the peel and eat shit. Well, on my way to work a few days ago, I was minding my own goddamn business when I stepped on said banana peel and ate shit. All while wearing a suit! How the hell does that happen? Bananas are not slippery by nature, but this one got me. All I have to show for it is a cracked coccyx and complete shame. FML

Exhibit D- The General Larry Platt
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground